This week Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger are watching the season finale of The Partner, John Cerasani’s fake reality show that features a bunch of boring business meetings. In a weird twist, the rules all change in the final episode and it turns out . . .

We start things off this episode with three guys debating which terrible “horror” book written for 12 year old boys is better. At no point do one of these guys stop, look around the room, and reassess their entire existence. Instead they earnestly explain . . .

Eric Zane and Christian Bladt have more bears stealing food, a runaway bull, a luggage thief getting caught, a crossing guard you have to see to believe and a Miss Alabama you won’t believe even after you see her. Will Smith uses his Bad . . .

We had a special bonus episode this week after Stuttering John was once again porn bombed on his show. For some dumb reason John decided this week that he wants to go after Dr. Steve. He obviously didn’t realize how much the entire Dabbleverse . . .

Peter McClane lives in Vegas and he’s obsessed with big boobs. Well, not big boobs. We all like big boobs. This guy is a little different. He’s obsessed with huge boobs! You can’t find bras for these things. These are the types of boobs . . .

Get ready to surf the major social media platforms with Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger, starting with the missing TikTok video from the ex-husband of the mom who tearfully made her own birthday cake last week. Turns out she’s an even worse person than . . .