Are you ready to get motivated and inspired? It doesn’t matter because Chrissy Salem is going to get in your face and help you because he knows you don’t have any money, you’re fat, and you aren’t getting laid. And what can you do . . .

Eric Zane & Christian Bladt are back with a scandal in the North Carolina governor’s race, the latest plot twist in the RFK saga, a MAGA cat fight between Marjorie Taylor Greene & Laura Loomer, Trump on Gutfeld and Kamala sits down with Oprah.

It’s long overdue but we’re finally checking out Adam Carolla’s ex-wife’s podcast. Lynette Carolla and her friend Stefanie cackle about nonsense, tell each other how great they are, and get confused by TV shows. It’s cute that rich women who have nannies and unlimited . . .

After a brief conversation about Aaron Imholte’s day in court, Karl and Mike listen to a new hit song by Donald Trump. A fat girl sings songs about how great it is to be fat and hundreds of fat women sing along. Zero Covid . . .

Note: we had some audio issues in the first 10 minutes but it gets fixed.

Haliey Welch is still famous? She’s still working in the entertainment field? The hawk tuah girl just started dropping episodes of her new podcast, Talk Tuah. Her first guest . . .

Eric Zane and Christian Bladt are back with North Carolina storm watch, a juggling jogger, how Florida does Road Rage differently and the worst Air B & B in Wisconsin! Plus, Justin Timberlake can’t catch a break, John Oliver with a goddamn dead dog . . .